Mad Suspect Moments: Rob Gronkowski In Rhythmless Nation

Hey, we’ve all been there (a few of us more than most), so we’re not going in on Gronk’s possible mixture of various spirits and pain medicine from the Super Bowl (wait, what?). We are however going to fire missiles at the fact that Gronk is painfully absent of all rhythm in the video above. Add shirt removal to the equation, and you’ve got a combination that screams “suspect.”

Maybe Gronk’s from another era. One where the BET wasn’t necessarily available in the area, and Yo MTV Raps was skipped every Friday night for a heavy diet of Headbangers Ball. Once the metal days were over it was straight to raving, and glow stick baton twirling. We can’t call it, but the whole scene from dance moves, in a circle surrounded by many men no less; and shirt removal. To the idiot that actually recorded a private and put it on youtube, and whoever the LMFAO loving DJ is, are just plain suspect.